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By Helen Baldus
I did it. Something I promised myself I would never do again. But it was late and I had a craving. And yes, it happened after the Food & Wine Best New Chefs party, which makes it even more glaring. But somehow eating bite after bite of different things while standing up, even delicious things prepared by the country’s best chefs, always leaves me feeling hungry, or at least peckish. I call it the plight of the taste-around.
A hint: It involved golden arches.
Walking through Times Square, towards the subway, I contemplated my options…a bag of chips? A slice? No, I told myself. Just wait until you get home. You’ve got fresh fruit and yogurt in the fridge. Goat Cheese from Vermont and organic whole grain crackers. You have standards, for God’s sake. But the bright lights beckoned. And before I knew it, there I was, standing on the south side of 42nd street, my hand on the door. With a deep breath I pushed my shoulders back, raised my head high.
There’s nothing to be ashamed of, I reminded myself. I AM an American; this is my cultural right. Apparitions of Eric Schlosser and Morgan Spurlock dressed in boxing gloves and shiny shorts appeared before my eyes. “Super Size that!” jabbed Spurlock from the right. “Empty Calories!” hissed Schlosser with a left hook. I pushed on towards the counter, like a heavy weight champ.
“Large fries and a nine-piece McNugget, please.”
So yes, I committed a gastro-blasphemy, even danced with the Devil (dressed in a clown costume), some might say. But it was a fast jitterbug and I enjoyed every twirl and dip.
What I’m:
Reading Dreams From My Father Barack Obama
Watching Shameless (Season One)
Eating Black Cocoa Cake with Red Bean Paste and Black Sesame Ice Cream at Broadway East
Listening to The Fugees, The Score
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